Congratulations — the election was a landslide. You’ve officially been sworn in as President of Productivity, Commander-in-Chief of Calendars, and the undisputed ruler of getting it all done. This mug is your badge of honor — and your caffeine vessel for leading the charge (and the group chat).
Crafted from durable ceramic with a glossy finish and bold color contrast, it’s as sharp, unflappable, and efficient as its rightful owner. The design pops with authority — perfect for your desk, your kitchen, or that meeting where you’re holding everything together (again).
Whether you’re sipping between strategy sessions, slaying your to-do list, or awarding yourself “Employee of the Century,” this mug says it all — and means it.
Product Features
Microwave-safe for reheating power fuel
Dishwasher-safe because the president doesn’t scrub dishes
Vibrant, crisp printing that keeps its composure under pressure
Durable white ceramic with a colored interior and handle
Available in two sizes: 11oz (executive efficiency) and 15oz (absolute authority)
Lead and BPA-free — because toxicity is for other teams
Care Instructions
Toss it in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. You’ve got bigger things to handle.
Note: All sales are final. (Just like your decisions — firm, flawless, and non-negotiable.)
Congratulations — the election was a landslide. You’ve officially been sworn in as President of Productivity, Commander-in-Chief of Calendars, and the undisputed ruler of getting it all done. This mug is your badge of honor — and your caffeine vessel for leading the charge (and the group chat).
Crafted from durable ceramic with a glossy finish and bold color contrast, it’s as sharp, unflappable, and efficient as its rightful owner. The design pops with authority — perfect for your desk, your kitchen, or that meeting where you’re holding everything together (again).
Whether you’re sipping between strategy sessions, slaying your to-do list, or awarding yourself “Employee of the Century,” this mug says it all — and means it.
Product Features
Microwave-safe for reheating power fuel
Dishwasher-safe because the president doesn’t scrub dishes
Vibrant, crisp printing that keeps its composure under pressure
Durable white ceramic with a colored interior and handle
Available in two sizes: 11oz (executive efficiency) and 15oz (absolute authority)
Lead and BPA-free — because toxicity is for other teams
Care Instructions
Toss it in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. You’ve got bigger things to handle.
Note: All sales are final. (Just like your decisions — firm, flawless, and non-negotiable.)
